Horrid Parents

I'm perusing the Internet on my lunch break today and come across an article about parents who gave their children odd names and how one judge had to take a child into custody to change her name. At first i thought it was ridiculous how bad could her name be then I found out it was Tallulah does the Hula (WHAAAattt ?) How cracked up do you have to be to name your child that it just insane and inhumane to do that to a little girl. The article also continued to say how the girl told people to call her K because she was so ashamed of her name. Well I would do the same thing How would anyone take you seriously if that were your name. Some of these parents out there need to be lined up and pushed off a cliff one by one. I'm all about making your child unique but you have got to be kidding me with this one.Your not making your child unique your making them seem stupid its not cool your not cool nor will your child be cool with such dumb names.

So I decided to search the Internet for other horrible names that parents give to their children.A name I found was Camera really are you that lazy of a parent you couldn't think of anything better. How does one even come up with something so stupid honestly. You get the news that your expecting and everything is all great then you decide to name your daughter Camera. I wonder who was the idiot to put that on the table as an option and whoever went along with it had to be even dumber because if someone mentioned something like that to me I'd slap his dumb ass over the head and be like if theses are the kind of ideas your coming up with now I'm good you need to take no part in raising this child I will be a single mother and say daddy died just so they didn't have to know they may be carrying around the stupid gene. Some other names Chastity (honestly what if she turned out to be a little slut butt what do you do then) Dweezil, Moon Unit, Diva Muffin, ( the previous 3 are all siblings) imagine calling them all to dinner embarrassing lol Apple ( so we are naming our children after fruit I didn't know that was the new cool thing to do.Moxie CrimeFighter no comment just disgust.

Now I know you have a child and all the power is now in your hands but lets not get power crazy and cause anarchy think about it if your name were the following Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit ( these names were banned) how the hell do you expect this child to get a job besides being a circus freak. I sure as hell no if someone told me there name was Fish and Chips I'd roll my eyes and keep it moving. Now one name which is setting up a child for failure is Violence its been allowed so out there there is a child with Violence as a first name that kid is in my thoughts because with a name like that the best thing for you to be is a street pharmacist that's the only place you'll get respect.